Michael Logan

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How to be earnest

March 9, 2010 by Michael Logan

I may seem a little out of the loop here, but I just saw the video for We are the World 25 for Haiti for the first time, and there is one word to describe it: hysterical.

And I don’t just mean it’s funny, which it is in a cringing, am-I-really-watching-this manner. It also aptly describes the singing, as each star tries to outdo the others to show how much they care by launching into vocal histrionics.

Michael Jackson must be turning in his grave, and saying “ow!”.

But that isn’t the funniest part. Apparently, the best way to demonstrate you care for Haiti’s orphans is to earnestly pucker your face while clenching your fist poignantly. Some of the stars are puckering so hard I was worried they might create a black hole, sucking themselves into oblivion through their own nostrils and taking Lionel Richie with them (Hurray! I hear you shout).

Next time, just give money people. You can afford it. We’ll just assume you care. A lot.

Filed Under: we are the world

It’s clobbering time

February 25, 2010 by Michael Logan

This Taiwanese news report brings to life those Bullygate moments when mild-mannered Gordon Brown, irked by his employees, transforms into a raging monster:

http://whitehall1212.blogspot.com/2010/02/bullygate-taiwan-style.html

Old Gordon must have been pumping iron, judging by the way he pulls the typist off her desk and flings her across the room.

At least we now know who will play him in any forthcoming biopic: Jean Claude Van Damme anyone?

Filed Under: bullygate, gordon brown

It’s clobbering time

February 25, 2010 by Michael Logan

This Taiwanese news report brings to life those Bullygate moments when mild-mannered Gordon Brown, irked by his employees, transforms into a raging monster:

http://whitehall1212.blogspot.com/2010/02/bullygate-taiwan-style.html

Old Gordon must have been pumping iron, judging by the way he pulls the typist off her desk and flings her across the room.

At least we now know who will play him in any forthcoming biopic: Jean Claude Van Damme anyone?

Filed Under: bullygate, gordon brown

Ugandan death penalty petition

February 25, 2010 by Michael Logan

I received a well-intentioned request from the campaigners at http://www.avaaz.org/ to donate money to a rights’ group that wishes to run an opinion poll about proposed tougher anti-gay legislation in Uganda. They believe the opinion poll will show Ugandans do not back the bill, which calls for the death penalty in cases of “aggravated homosexuality” – having gay sex while HIV positive, with a minor or a disabled person. Belief in human rights will overpower homophobia, they reason.

Sorry Avaaz, but I think you are underestimating the virulence of homophobia in not only Uganda, but the rest of East Africa. I have spoken to pleasant, reasonable, ordinary Ugandans who believe gays are an abomination and think the law is fine. When the president of The Gambia threatened to behead gays a while back, it was a Ugandan who said he was quite right. In neighbouring Kenya, a mob in Mtwapa recently had to be stopped from setting fire to a man they believed to be gay. The mob was rampaging around after a gay wedding was stopped. There are countless examples of such widespread hatred.

These people are not extremists, in the sense that they are a small minority with views different from the rest of their society. They are ordinary citizens with attitudes that have been drummed into them by religion. So I am struggling to understand where this idea that Ugandans do not support the bill is coming from.

I personally believe the bill will not be passed in its current form, simply because of the amount of international pressure being applied. President Museveni has already tried to distance himself from the bill and called it a “foreign policy issue” after having his ear bent by Gordon Brown and Hillary Rodham Clinton, amongst other world leaders.

Museveni doesn’t care what Avaaz or a handful of Ugandan human rights’ activists think. But with the threat of cuts to international aid hanging over Uganda’s head – Sweden has said it will cut off aid if the bill becomes law – the nation can’t afford to pass this legislation.

The real fight shouldn’t be against the bill. It should be against Uganda’s exisiting legislation, which is already draconian. Even if the bill is stopped, Ugandan gays still find themselves living in a country where their sexual preference is criminalised and they face discrimination and violence. That is something that isn’t going to change any time soon.

Filed Under: avaaz, death, gay, penalty, rights, uganda

Ugandan death penalty petition

February 25, 2010 by Michael Logan

I received a well-intentioned request from the campaigners at http://www.avaaz.org/ to donate money to a rights’ group that wishes to run an opinion poll about proposed tougher anti-gay legislation in Uganda. They believe the opinion poll will show Ugandans do not back the bill, which calls for the death penalty in cases of “aggravated homosexuality” – having gay sex while HIV positive, with a minor or a disabled person. Belief in human rights will overpower homophobia, they reason.

Sorry Avaaz, but I think you are underestimating the virulence of homophobia in not only Uganda, but the rest of East Africa. I have spoken to pleasant, reasonable, ordinary Ugandans who believe gays are an abomination and think the law is fine. When the president of The Gambia threatened to behead gays a while back, it was a Ugandan who said he was quite right. In neighbouring Kenya, a mob in Mtwapa recently had to be stopped from setting fire to a man they believed to be gay. The mob was rampaging around after a gay wedding was stopped. There are countless examples of such widespread hatred.

These people are not extremists, in the sense that they are a small minority with views different from the rest of their society. They are ordinary citizens with attitudes that have been drummed into them by religion. So I am struggling to understand where this idea that Ugandans do not support the bill is coming from.

I personally believe the bill will not be passed in its current form, simply because of the amount of international pressure being applied. President Museveni has already tried to distance himself from the bill and called it a “foreign policy issue” after having his ear bent by Gordon Brown and Hillary Rodham Clinton, amongst other world leaders.

Museveni doesn’t care what Avaaz or a handful of Ugandan human rights’ activists think. But with the threat of cuts to international aid hanging over Uganda’s head – Sweden has said it will cut off aid if the bill becomes law – the nation can’t afford to pass this legislation.

The real fight shouldn’t be against the bill. It should be against Uganda’s exisiting legislation, which is already draconian. Even if the bill is stopped, Ugandan gays still find themselves living in a country where their sexual preference is criminalised and they face discrimination and violence. That is something that isn’t going to change any time soon.

Filed Under: avaaz, death, gay, penalty, rights, uganda

Journalism and body counts

January 14, 2010 by Michael Logan

I found out on Saturday that a very close friend of mine, Kristian Kramer, died last week, aged 37. He was genuinely an amazing guy who was trying to save other skiers following an avalanche in Switzerland, only to be swept away by a second avalanche.

His ex-girlfriend told me, and gave me links to some stories on the BBC about the avalanche. As I read the stories, I was struck by the gap between how devastated I felt and the cold relating of the facts. Then I realised how many stories I have written about people dying in their dozens and the emotional disconnect in those stories. I have done it so many time I am no longer upset by these stories and do not consider the human cost.

Now, after having the human cost brought home to me, I’m not sure if I want to be a journalist any longer, or at least not the kind of journalist that writes these impersonal stories.

Filed Under: death, disasters, journalism

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