Michael Logan

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Journalism and body counts

January 14, 2010 by Michael Logan

I found out on Saturday that a very close friend of mine, Kristian Kramer, died last week, aged 37. He was genuinely an amazing guy who was trying to save other skiers following an avalanche in Switzerland, only to be swept away by a second avalanche.

His ex-girlfriend told me, and gave me links to some stories on the BBC about the avalanche. As I read the stories, I was struck by the gap between how devastated I felt and the cold relating of the facts. Then I realised how many stories I have written about people dying in their dozens and the emotional disconnect in those stories. I have done it so many time I am no longer upset by these stories and do not consider the human cost.

Now, after having the human cost brought home to me, I’m not sure if I want to be a journalist any longer, or at least not the kind of journalist that writes these impersonal stories.

Filed Under: death, disasters, journalism

Meet my new guitar

January 13, 2010 by Michael Logan

Meet my new guitar. Come, let us worship.

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Meet my new guitar

January 13, 2010 by Michael Logan

Meet my new guitar. Come, let us worship.

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25 years after Ethiopian famine, donors still reliant on reactive food aid

October 23, 2009 by Michael Logan

Twenty-five years ago today, BBC correspondent Michael Buerk filed this report on Ethiopia’s now infamous famine. I watched it again today, and I had forgotten how harrowing it was. For me the worst image wasn’t the skeletal corpses of young children. It was hundreds of desperate people tottering across the plain on stick-thin legs, using up what little energy they had left in a shaky sprint prompted by the rumour of a food delivery.

Buerk’s dispatch prompted Band Aid’s “Do They Know Its Christmas?” single and the subsequent Live Aid concerts, raising millions of pounds. But over a million people still died.

So, 25 years later, have we learned anything from the Ethiopian famine? Not according to Oxfam. Its report, Band Aids and Beyond, says donors are still focusing on “knee-jerk” emergency food deliveries rather than trying to prepare communities for drought and developing local capacity.

Ethiopia proved Oxfam’s point on Thursday, appealing for emergency food aid to feed 6.2 million people. Across the East and Horn of Africa 23 million people are facing hunger and need assistance. Should we be surprised by this? Drought has long been a problem in the region, and is just going to get worse as climate change hits home. Yet hardly any money is flowing into programmes designed to help communities cope by doing simple things like collecting rain water.

Late last year, I travelled around the border region of Kenya and Ethiopia, visiting communities hit by the long-term drought. Not one of the village I visited were doing anything to help themselves, other than to buy guns to steal cattle and pasture from other tribes.

So why are these communities so passive? Because they are used to receiving massive dumps of food aid or having water trucked in by Western donors. They are happy to sit and wait for aid workers to come and do for them simple things they could do themselves – like putting up guttering and storage tanks to collect water when it does rain. Even that task has been farmed out to donors, who are doing too little of that kind of work.

The guy I was travelling with – who worked for a donor agency doing some small-scale work in drought preparedness – has worked in the region for over two decades and witnessed the growing dependency on aid. At a village meeting under an acacia tree, he went as far as telling the community they had “turned into a bunch of beggars”.

He was right, except it isn’t really their fault. We have turned them into a bunch of beggars.

Commercial and political interests lie behind the focus on food aid, and the US is simultaneously the biggest donor and culprit as Nicholas Martlew, the author of the Oxfam report, told me.

“There have been attempts to de-link aid from narrow commercial interests, but the US farm lobby has blocked progress,” he said. “There are also political reasons (for food aid): it looks good to have sacks of food sent by the US people arriving in disasters-hit regions.”

You only have to look at the makeshift shelters thrown up by refugees to see how much food the US dumps on communities – empty cans, boxes and sacks bearing prominent US logos are a popular and readily available building material, as evidence in the photograph, taken at Dadaab refugee camp.

Sending food aid is expensive for the US taxpayer, according to Oxfam costing up to 2 dollars to pack and ship each dollar of food. But the powerful farm lobby is not keen to see US dollars being given directly to people in developing countries to buy food locally, as many economists and charities are now recommending as a way of developing local markets.

The new US administration says it wants to change its focus to help local farmers produce more. This year, the US committed 3.5 billion over three years to help increase global food security. By contrast, in 2008, Food for Peace – the US’s main food aid programme – spent 2.6 billion dollars delivering food produced in the US to 49 countries. So there is still some way to go. But at least it appears to be a move in the right direction.

It is clear that food aid cannot be just cut off. But until donors start shifting funding toward pre-emptive measures, they and the countries they are trying to help will be caught in a reactive and expensive cycle of aid dependency. And that is not good for anyone.

Filed Under: 1984, band aid, ethiopia, famine, food aid, US

25 years after Ethiopian famine, donors still reliant on reactive food aid

October 23, 2009 by Michael Logan

Twenty-five years ago today, BBC correspondent Michael Buerk filed this report on Ethiopia’s now infamous famine. I watched it again today, and I had forgotten how harrowing it was. For me the worst image wasn’t the skeletal corpses of young children. It was hundreds of desperate people tottering across the plain on stick-thin legs, using up what little energy they had left in a shaky sprint prompted by the rumour of a food delivery.

Buerk’s dispatch prompted Band Aid’s “Do They Know Its Christmas?” single and the subsequent Live Aid concerts, raising millions of pounds. But over a million people still died.

So, 25 years later, have we learned anything from the Ethiopian famine? Not according to Oxfam. Its report, Band Aids and Beyond, says donors are still focusing on “knee-jerk” emergency food deliveries rather than trying to prepare communities for drought and developing local capacity.

Ethiopia proved Oxfam’s point on Thursday, appealing for emergency food aid to feed 6.2 million people. Across the East and Horn of Africa 23 million people are facing hunger and need assistance. Should we be surprised by this? Drought has long been a problem in the region, and is just going to get worse as climate change hits home. Yet hardly any money is flowing into programmes designed to help communities cope by doing simple things like collecting rain water.

Late last year, I travelled around the border region of Kenya and Ethiopia, visiting communities hit by the long-term drought. Not one of the village I visited were doing anything to help themselves, other than to buy guns to steal cattle and pasture from other tribes.

So why are these communities so passive? Because they are used to receiving massive dumps of food aid or having water trucked in by Western donors. They are happy to sit and wait for aid workers to come and do for them simple things they could do themselves – like putting up guttering and storage tanks to collect water when it does rain. Even that task has been farmed out to donors, who are doing too little of that kind of work.

The guy I was travelling with – who worked for a donor agency doing some small-scale work in drought preparedness – has worked in the region for over two decades and witnessed the growing dependency on aid. At a village meeting under an acacia tree, he went as far as telling the community they had “turned into a bunch of beggars”.

He was right, except it isn’t really their fault. We have turned them into a bunch of beggars.

Commercial and political interests lie behind the focus on food aid, and the US is simultaneously the biggest donor and culprit as Nicholas Martlew, the author of the Oxfam report, told me.

“There have been attempts to de-link aid from narrow commercial interests, but the US farm lobby has blocked progress,” he said. “There are also political reasons (for food aid): it looks good to have sacks of food sent by the US people arriving in disasters-hit regions.”

You only have to look at the makeshift shelters thrown up by refugees to see how much food the US dumps on communities – empty cans, boxes and sacks bearing prominent US logos are a popular and readily available building material, as evidence in the photograph, taken at Dadaab refugee camp.

Sending food aid is expensive for the US taxpayer, according to Oxfam costing up to 2 dollars to pack and ship each dollar of food. But the powerful farm lobby is not keen to see US dollars being given directly to people in developing countries to buy food locally, as many economists and charities are now recommending as a way of developing local markets.

The new US administration says it wants to change its focus to help local farmers produce more. This year, the US committed 3.5 billion over three years to help increase global food security. By contrast, in 2008, Food for Peace – the US’s main food aid programme – spent 2.6 billion dollars delivering food produced in the US to 49 countries. So there is still some way to go. But at least it appears to be a move in the right direction.

It is clear that food aid cannot be just cut off. But until donors start shifting funding toward pre-emptive measures, they and the countries they are trying to help will be caught in a reactive and expensive cycle of aid dependency. And that is not good for anyone.

Filed Under: 1984, band aid, ethiopia, famine, food aid, US

When not to cheat in your exams

October 22, 2009 by Michael Logan

I know that the cops in Kenya are trigger happy, but this image from today’s Standard shows things might have gotten a bit out of hand.

Teacher: “Johnson, is that writing on your arm? Cheating, eh? Officer!”

BLAM! BLAM!

(Johnson sprawls dead to the ground, blood mixing with ink on his scrawny 15-year-old arm).

Teacher: “Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.”

(Silence and the sound of scribbling. Whispering at the back of class)

Teacher: “Njoroge, are you passing a note? Officer!”

BLAM! BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!

Njoroge turns into a bloody rag.

(More silence. Then the sound of scraping)

Teacher: “Hey Odinga. Are you writing answers on the floor with Njoroge’s blood? Officer!”

BLUDGEON! SMACK! BLAM! BLAM!

And so on.

Could this be a solution to the breakdown in discipline in UK and US schools? I find teenagers really annoying, so I’m all for it.

In fact, maybe we can send some Kenyan police to Geneva to wipe out all those tectonic kids with their spazzy dancing and daft haircuts (please note kids: the mullet looked appalling the first time around, inserting euro- or fashion- before the phrase does not actually affect the sheer awfulness of this style)*

Officer: “Hey, are you dancing like you have a family of large and energetic spiders living in your pants, spraying teenage hormones over passers by and generally just blocking the street with your desperate, pathetic attempts to find someone who is actually foolish enough to shag you?”

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM-BLAMBLAMBLAM! (Brief pause for reloading) BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!

We have to be sure they are dead.

*Disclaimer: I am not really advocating the mindless and brutal slaughter of teenagers who are simply finding ways of expressing themselves, as I too have had many stupid haircuts and wore things like leopardskin fringe jackets. If a psychotic killer armed with grenades, knives and automatic weapons should head down to Lake Geneva, just down from the Jet d’Eau, near the bridge and just across from the Old Town on any Saturday afternoon and let fly, I am not responsible.

Filed Under: exams, guns, kenya, police, tectonic

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