Michael Logan

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Freebies and promos on World War Moo publication day

June 9, 2015 by Michael Logan

Since World War Moo, the sequel to the Terry Pratchett Prize winner Apocalypse Cow, is published today, I’m running a couple of little promos in celebration.

Firstly, you can enter to win a signed and doodled copy of the book on Goodreads (entry form at the bottom of this blog).

Secondly, I am giving away a free eBook with every copy of World War Moo purchased before June 16. To get your free book (Wannabes, shortlisted for the International Thriller Writers 2015 awards, and loved by dozens), send proof of purchase to freelancelogan@fastmail.co.uk, and I will send you a download code.
To encourage you, below are some early reviews and the blurb for World War Moo. Now go forth and multibuy!
PRAISE FOR WORLD WAR MOO
“This sequel to the very funny Apocalypse Cow … is just as much fun as its predecessor and just as cleverly constructed and written” – Booklist
“Logan’s verbal pyrotechnics combine gory action sequences and offbeat characters. Perfect for connoisseurs of all things zombie and readers who enjoy a bit of dark humor mixed with their horror” – Library Journal
“Funny and twisted, definitely not your normal zombie book” – Night Owl Reviews
“If it all sounds slightly bonkers, it is — but Logan’s unique combination of bombastic action sequences, off-kilter characters, and wild-eyed scenarios should please fans of speculative fiction and horror alike” – Kirkus Reviews
WORLD WAR MOO
It began with a cow that just wouldn’t die. Yep. That’s right. They’re still infected, and now the disease has spread to humans. The epidemic that transformed Britain’s bovine population into a blood-thirsty, brain-grazing, zombie horde…err… herd… is threatening to take over the globe.
And there’s not much time left to stop it. All of Great Britain is infected and brimming with rage. The rest of the world has a tough choice to make. Should they nuke the Brits right off the map — men, women, children, cows and all — in the biggest genocide in history? Or should they risk global infection in a race against time to find a cure? 
With fanatical infected trying to escape the cursed island, and the Brits ready to defend themselves with every weapon at their disposal, including an intercontinental missile sloshing with infected blood, it may only be a matter of time before the virus gets out.
This means war.

 
 

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Filed Under: apocalypse cow, cows, freebies, giveaway, humor, humour, World War Moo, zombies

White people dancing

February 13, 2015 by Michael Logan

For the last few months, I have been collecting evidence that white people can dance in an effort to silence my INCREDIBLY RACIST cubicle neighbor, Ruth Sego. She believes that white people simply cannot dance, to which I cry, ‘Bunkum!

I have refrained from busting a move in the office, as I don’t want to drive the ladies wild with sexual desire and plunge the men into envious despair, but I have collected many wonderful exhibits for the defence. I present below the top three:


3. Not only is he white, he’s frigging ancient. But he can still bust a move. In your face, Ruth!

2. How could anybody fail to be inflamed by the eroticism of the man in the orange, or entranced by the sinuous snake-like litheness of yellow leotard woman? Your thesis is wobbling, Ruth.

1. Definitive proof that white people are the kings of the dance floor. Weep in awe, Ruth, as your cherished beliefs are vaporized in the white heat of this blistering performance.

I believe no further evidence is required. However, if you have particularly strong examples, please do share and I will ensure that Ruth watches them and acknowledges that whitey’s got the hip shake going on.

Filed Under: dance, white people, white people can dance

The writing advice you never knew you needed, and probably still don’t need but are getting anyway

February 6, 2015 by Michael Logan


I’m not one for giving writing advice. There is so much out there already, what works for one person does not for another, and I’m not exactly Kurt Vonnegut. However, when an aspiring writer recently wrote to me for advice, I found I had some to give.

The little voice in her head that told her she was a bad writer was crippling her, she was stressing about how and where to write, she could not stop herself editing the few words she had put down on paper, and she was afraid to develop her ideas in case she couldn’t do them justice. Essentially, she had contracted every strain of the virulent disease known as writer’s block.

That was exactly me six years ago.

When I wrote back, I realized that I have since developed very concrete methods for shaking off the writing doldrums. My way will not work for everyone, but I figured I may as well share it in the off-chance it helps break the writing deadlock for anybody who cares to read it. Please note that this is not about how to improve the quality of your writing. This is simply the method I have developed to make myself productive.

Here’s what I told her:

  • It’s really very simple. You write. You don’t stress about how good it is. You remember that you don’t actually need to show it to anybody if you don’t want to.
  • You remember that unless you have words on paper, you’re not a writer. You remember that if you don’t have words on paper, you don’t have anything to edit. You remember that editing is often what makes a piece of work shine, not the writing in the first place.
  • You understand that you can never do an idea justice. You understand that an idea only becomes a story when you write it. You remember that your first idea is just a seed, and it will grow into bigger and better ideas – or at least ideas that take you in a direction so different you can’t even remember why your original idea seemed so good in the first place.
  • You do not edit as you go along. You just get that story down from start to finish, no matter how bad you consider the prose or how ridiculous the scenes or characters seem. If you obsess about making each chapter or section perfect, you will find yourself, a year later, working on draft 32 of chapter one (as I did). Let the story and characters unfurl. Then you edit.
  • You remember that the voice in your head is what is stopping you writing, and you tell it to shut up while you’re writing. Later, when you’re done, you can let it talk again. But when you’re at your computer, or notepad, or cave wall, or whatever you have convinced yourself is your ideal writing environment, all you do is write.
  • You don’t judge the quality of your work until it is time to edit. You don’t consider what others will think of your work on that distant day of publication. You just write.
  • You understand that your writing is not you. It is just something you have written. If it turns out to be awful (at least in your view), it does not make you awful. It makes that specific piece of writing at that moment in time awful. You throw it out, if you have to, and start again. Or you put it aside and come back later and realize it really wasn’t all that bad.
  • You understand that the best writers often think their work is bad. You use that to drive yourself on, but you also understand that you will never reach your goal of perfection and learn to recognize the cut-off point.
  • You don’t stress about time or location or atmosphere or warm-up before getting going. You write: wherever and whenever you can. Telling yourself you need to block off a whole day, a week, a month is an excuse you use when you’re afraid to start. (This is defined as Resistance in the excellent War of Art by Steven Pressfield. Read it.) If you have 30 minutes in the morning, you write. If you have an hour at lunch, you write. If you wake up with an idea at 2am, you write. You scratch the itch whenever you feel it, instead of putting it off and losing your enthusiasm.
  • You don’t need to begin at the beginning. It can be all too easy to stare at a blank screen, wondering how to craft the perfect opening even though you have a stack of ideas for later scenes. Write what is in the forefront of your mind. It’s like journalism: often you will write the meat of a story, and then at the very end go back and craft the opening now that you have the whole story fixed in your mind.
  • Basically – and I’m pretty sure you’ve got this theme – you write!




Filed Under: advice, writer's block, writing

World War Moo cover

October 14, 2014 by Michael Logan

We have a cover for World War Moo, thanks to the fabulous design team at St. Martin’s Press.

I love it. It’s even more eye-catching than the Apocalypse Cow cover.

Filed Under: apocalypse cow, Cover, St. Martin's Press, World War Moo, zombie cows, zombies

Where my ideas come from

July 31, 2014 by Michael Logan

I’m often asked where I get my ideas for stories, and my usual answer is a shrug of the shoulders and an uncomfortable glance at the ground. If I seem a little shifty on these occasions, it’s because I am unable to provide a satisfactory answer. My best response is ‘everywhere and nowhere, from observing life and making random connections between seemingly unconnected events’.

If somebody were to ask me today, however, I would have a very different response. From dreams.

This morning, I woke up at 5am with a fragment of a dream still in my mind, and I knew instantly it was a great idea for a novel. Obviously I don’t want to give anything away in case anybody nicks it, but I sat up for the next hour to turn this sliver delivered up by my unconscious mind into an initial outline for a book that promises to be very dark indeed.

I almost didn’t do it. I was so tired that the temptation was to go back to sleep. Fortunately, I had a notebook and pen by the side of my bed and scribbled down a few lines, which woke me up enough to get to the computer.

I do wonder what would have happened if that notebook wasn’t there. Perhaps I would have gone back to bed and woken up in a few hours with no memory of the dream. I’m glad I didn’t. It just goes to show that ideas can come to you anywhere at any time and from any source. So keep your notebook or voice recorder handy!

Filed Under: advice, dreams, ideas, notes, novel, writing

First review of Wannabes is in

July 31, 2014 by Michael Logan

It’s always nerve-wracking, the wait for the first review of a new book. You obviously think your new novel is a work of genius, but alas others don’t always concur. Fortunately, the first review of Wannabes is now in and it’s a belter.

This is a double relief, as the fact I self-published this book made me nervous about the prospects of getting any reviews at all.

If any reviewers are reading this, feel free to contact me at freelancelogan@fastmail.co.uk for a review copy.

Filed Under: fantasy, horror, humour, novel, review, Wannabes

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