Michael Logan

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Welcome to reality, folks

March 4, 2014 by Michael Logan


While this Guardian article on writers struggling in a constricting publishing industry is well-intentioned, they probably could have picked better examples than Rupert Thomson and Joanna Kavenna. 
Thomson’s hardship is that he has to stop renting an office on the South Bank and must now build a garret in his London home to work. Kavenna once received a ‘low six-figure advance’ on two books, but now laments that between 2007 and 2010 ‘everything changed’.
Now, I don’t want to say these writers are not in a pickle in the changing publishing environment. An advance of 100k is not as much as it sounds given that this is paid out in chunks and is likely to represent the author’s only income for a few years. However, these two are not representative of the vast majority of writers. Both of them have been able to write fiction full-time, a luxury most authors do not have and have not had for a very long time.
The industry only really supports the top few percent, those for whom six- and seven-figure advances are commonplace. Let me quote from Prospects, the UK’s official graduate careers website:
“The annual average income for professional writers aged 25-34 from writing alone is only £5,000. A typical writer earns less than 33% of the national income. Approximately 60% of all writers have a second job, often in other professions such as teaching or lecturing. Many run writing workshops (including online), and professional critiquing services, or have other part-time jobs. Only 20% of writers earn their income exclusively from writing. Writers operate in a ‘winner takes all’ market (similar to actors) – the top 10% of writers in the UK earn 50% of the total income.”
Yes, advances are going down and the publishing industry’s knickers are thoroughly twisted as they figure out how to deal with declining sales and the march of the e-book (something, incidentally, the industry is doing a very bad job of so far as the big houses stick to their archaic publishing models). However, the situation for the average writer has not changed significantly.
Take my case. My first novel was published almost two years ago. For that work, I received a very low five-figure advance. This has been my only income to date (although I did just sell another novel to my US publisher). I know plenty of other authors who are bobbing along in the same boat, with neither oar, nor sail nor wind to push them towards the distant bank upon which money grows on trees.
The simple fact is that your typical author relies on other sources of income. Despite winning an award and having plenty of great reviews and attention for my first novel, particularly in the US, I am not going to make a living from writing fiction any time soon, if ever. So, I make my living from writing in other ways: journalism and communications the chief culprits. I write my novels in my spare time, if I have the energy and head space after a busy day at work.

This clearly isn’t ideal, as it hampers both the quality and quantity of my output, but the only way I can go full-time is to live under a bridge and wrestle with three-fingered Jack at the bins round the back of Asda for a can out out-of-date dog food with which to feed my kids. And let me tell you, Jack more than makes up for his finger deficiency with his willingness to bite in the clinches, so I’d rather not have to face up to him again.

Some are questioning whether the current model should change. One commenter on the Guardian article, stroppywriter, said the following: “There is disenchantment amongst writers because the editors, layout artists, distributors etc. still make a living out of the books, but the authors don’t.”
Is it fair that pretty much everybody else associated with the industry (and I would add agents to the list) makes a living, but the people they depend on to create the content that sustains them do not? Clearly the answer is ‘no’.
The alternative, however, would be for a publishing house to employ a stable of writers on a steady wage. How many writers would be prepared to do that? And what would it mean for creativity of authors who were then expected to churn out a book a year to feed the machine (which admittedly, already happens)?
I don’t see this shift happening. So, for the moment, if you want to be a traditionally published writer (or even your typical self-published writer—again, the top tier dominate the income in self-publishing) it is a model you are going to have to accept—unless, of course, you have a partner happy to support you in your creative poverty or are already fabulously wealthy.
So, I’m sorry you have to write in a garret now, Rupert. But you are still insulated from the reality the rest of us face.

Filed Under: advances, publishing, writers, writing

Apocalypse Cow sequel on the way

February 24, 2014 by Michael Logan

I am chuffed to announce that St Martin’s Press has acquired world rights to the sequel to Apocalypse Cow, tentatively called Cruel Britannia. It will most likely be out in Spring/Summer 2015.

Some old characters will be back (in the shit) and some new faces will crop up. Details will be revealed further down the line.

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Songs to give you the shivers

December 31, 2013 by Michael Logan

A while ago, I wrote this passage:
“Music was a language that couldn’t be translated. You heard it in the way people fumbled to explain why they loved a song, before reaching for ‘you have to listen to it’. You saw it in the way people drove with their windows rolled down and radios turned up, the way they pressed their favourite records upon friends, the way courting lovers made cassettes for each other to express the inexpressible. They wanted to share in the only way they could. Yes, a musician could describe what he technically admired about a song in terms of keys, chords and melodies, or look at sheet music to understand the notes that must be played, although it didn’t pass on what gave music the potential to be so powerful and infectious. Styles came and went, and different genres and bands did it for different people, but Murmur had come to understand that the common thread running through them all could be summed up in one word: heart. All great music derived from this human core; the passion, pain or joy that artist poured into the song and transmitted to the listener. Without heart, a song was nothing more than an empty shell.”
In this spirit, I want to share some songs that have really been doing it for me recently (and yes, I did go on a spending spree after reading Pitchfork’s Top 50 albums of 2013). These songs give me the shivers.
Savages, City’s Full
Majical Cloudz, Bugs Don’t Buzz
Arcade Fire, Wake Up
The National, Pink Rabbits

Filed Under: arcade fire, majical cloudz, music, savages, the national

How to Beat the Slush Pile #1 – Erotica

December 20, 2013 by Michael Logan

You’ve all heard the advice about submissions to agents and publishers. Read the guidelines. Double space. Use a clear font. Be professional. Be courteous. Conform!

I say fuck that. Your standard approach is just going to earn you a slot in the wobbly slush pile, where it will fester for months underneath a thousand other novels written by other professional, courteous, conformist authors. You, dear writer, are special. Way more special than all the other special people out there. Why not show it to the publisher with a grand gesture that will inspire awe and ensure a six-figure advance?

Over the next few months, I am repeatedly going to creak open my scaly maw and reveal glistening pearls of writerly wisdom on how you can ensure your manuscript bypasses the slush pile entirely.

These amazing, and completely free, tips will be broken down by genre. First up, as you may have noticed, is erotica. I think this visualization of the moment of revelation on the editor’s part speaks for itself, although you may wish to include some hand sanitizer for whomever has to extract the document. And maybe some correcting fluid for the discoloured portions of the manuscript.

Please feel free to try this out, document the results and post them online so all the other writers out there can see just how powerful this technique is.

I wish you luck, and would like to point out that any court cases/beatings/issues with anal seepage ensuing from your decision to adopt this method are entirely your own fault.

Filed Under: advice, erotica, publishing, submissions, writing

Why Authors Shouldn’t Think Too Hard About Symbolism

December 18, 2013 by Michael Logan


I love this story about a young student who wrote to authors asking them about their use of symbolism in their work.
What I find more often than not is that when I finish a piece of work and give it a last read, I discover many happy accidents of symbolism—which means my subconscious has been churning away and doing the work for me. Not that it particularly matters, in my view, as what I write and what somebody reads are two completely different entities.

Ray Bradbury told the student that each story is a Rorschach test, and I couldn’t agree more. People who read my work either credit me with too much intelligence or insight (something those who know me personally never do), or discredit me with far too much cynicism and downright nastiness. Always, though, these statements are made is if they are fact, which says a lot about the way every one of us is locked into our own subjective narrative of “truth”. 

Every reader (myself included) comes with their own set of experiences, assumptions and prejudices, and I believe we often approach a book with a pre-defined theory of what it is going to be about. And so, we then look for evidence to prove our theory: inflating the importance of passages or imagery that back it and conveniently ignoring those that do not. When that theory can’t be proven, it often seems to prompt a strong visceral reaction: ‘Because this book wasn’t what I thought it was going to be, it is a terrible book.’ Or even worse, your symbolism is misinterpreted, as is the case with our fictional proctologist above who can only see a treatise on bowel-cancer prevention (which is a worthy goal folks, and something more authors should base thrilling plots upon) in my astounding work of literary genius.
As a reader, I try to come to a book with as few preconceived ideas about it as possible, particularly since publishers’ marketing pitches can be off kilter and lead me to expect one thing when in fact I am going to get another. With this strategy, I can judge a book for what it is, rather than for what it isn’t. But that’s just me, and even then I can completely misread a book.
Anyway, this all just goes to show that you can’t write a book with a certain set of readers in mind, because they are all individuals. Write for yourself and for the story, and let the readers make of it what they will.

Filed Under: fiction, symbolism, writing

Killer Cows: When Life Imitates Art

December 18, 2013 by Michael Logan

This story is so close to the start of Apocalypse Cow, in which a single zombie cow escapes from a slaughterhouse and kicks off an animal apocalypse, that even I’m a bit scared.

I  think it may be time to start a website tracking bovicides, as they seem to be growing. We need a Cowsplatometer!

Filed Under: apocalypse cow, killer cows

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