Michael Logan

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Welcome to reality, folks

March 4, 2014 by Michael Logan


While this Guardian article on writers struggling in a constricting publishing industry is well-intentioned, they probably could have picked better examples than Rupert Thomson and Joanna Kavenna. 
Thomson’s hardship is that he has to stop renting an office on the South Bank and must now build a garret in his London home to work. Kavenna once received a ‘low six-figure advance’ on two books, but now laments that between 2007 and 2010 ‘everything changed’.
Now, I don’t want to say these writers are not in a pickle in the changing publishing environment. An advance of 100k is not as much as it sounds given that this is paid out in chunks and is likely to represent the author’s only income for a few years. However, these two are not representative of the vast majority of writers. Both of them have been able to write fiction full-time, a luxury most authors do not have and have not had for a very long time.
The industry only really supports the top few percent, those for whom six- and seven-figure advances are commonplace. Let me quote from Prospects, the UK’s official graduate careers website:
“The annual average income for professional writers aged 25-34 from writing alone is only £5,000. A typical writer earns less than 33% of the national income. Approximately 60% of all writers have a second job, often in other professions such as teaching or lecturing. Many run writing workshops (including online), and professional critiquing services, or have other part-time jobs. Only 20% of writers earn their income exclusively from writing. Writers operate in a ‘winner takes all’ market (similar to actors) – the top 10% of writers in the UK earn 50% of the total income.”
Yes, advances are going down and the publishing industry’s knickers are thoroughly twisted as they figure out how to deal with declining sales and the march of the e-book (something, incidentally, the industry is doing a very bad job of so far as the big houses stick to their archaic publishing models). However, the situation for the average writer has not changed significantly.
Take my case. My first novel was published almost two years ago. For that work, I received a very low five-figure advance. This has been my only income to date (although I did just sell another novel to my US publisher). I know plenty of other authors who are bobbing along in the same boat, with neither oar, nor sail nor wind to push them towards the distant bank upon which money grows on trees.
The simple fact is that your typical author relies on other sources of income. Despite winning an award and having plenty of great reviews and attention for my first novel, particularly in the US, I am not going to make a living from writing fiction any time soon, if ever. So, I make my living from writing in other ways: journalism and communications the chief culprits. I write my novels in my spare time, if I have the energy and head space after a busy day at work.

This clearly isn’t ideal, as it hampers both the quality and quantity of my output, but the only way I can go full-time is to live under a bridge and wrestle with three-fingered Jack at the bins round the back of Asda for a can out out-of-date dog food with which to feed my kids. And let me tell you, Jack more than makes up for his finger deficiency with his willingness to bite in the clinches, so I’d rather not have to face up to him again.

Some are questioning whether the current model should change. One commenter on the Guardian article, stroppywriter, said the following: “There is disenchantment amongst writers because the editors, layout artists, distributors etc. still make a living out of the books, but the authors don’t.”
Is it fair that pretty much everybody else associated with the industry (and I would add agents to the list) makes a living, but the people they depend on to create the content that sustains them do not? Clearly the answer is ‘no’.
The alternative, however, would be for a publishing house to employ a stable of writers on a steady wage. How many writers would be prepared to do that? And what would it mean for creativity of authors who were then expected to churn out a book a year to feed the machine (which admittedly, already happens)?
I don’t see this shift happening. So, for the moment, if you want to be a traditionally published writer (or even your typical self-published writer—again, the top tier dominate the income in self-publishing) it is a model you are going to have to accept—unless, of course, you have a partner happy to support you in your creative poverty or are already fabulously wealthy.
So, I’m sorry you have to write in a garret now, Rupert. But you are still insulated from the reality the rest of us face.

Filed Under: advances, publishing, writers, writing

How to Beat the Slush Pile #1 – Erotica

December 20, 2013 by Michael Logan

You’ve all heard the advice about submissions to agents and publishers. Read the guidelines. Double space. Use a clear font. Be professional. Be courteous. Conform!

I say fuck that. Your standard approach is just going to earn you a slot in the wobbly slush pile, where it will fester for months underneath a thousand other novels written by other professional, courteous, conformist authors. You, dear writer, are special. Way more special than all the other special people out there. Why not show it to the publisher with a grand gesture that will inspire awe and ensure a six-figure advance?

Over the next few months, I am repeatedly going to creak open my scaly maw and reveal glistening pearls of writerly wisdom on how you can ensure your manuscript bypasses the slush pile entirely.

These amazing, and completely free, tips will be broken down by genre. First up, as you may have noticed, is erotica. I think this visualization of the moment of revelation on the editor’s part speaks for itself, although you may wish to include some hand sanitizer for whomever has to extract the document. And maybe some correcting fluid for the discoloured portions of the manuscript.

Please feel free to try this out, document the results and post them online so all the other writers out there can see just how powerful this technique is.

I wish you luck, and would like to point out that any court cases/beatings/issues with anal seepage ensuing from your decision to adopt this method are entirely your own fault.

Filed Under: advice, erotica, publishing, submissions, writing

New Authors and the Agent Conundrum

November 18, 2013 by Michael Logan


A few weeks ago, I gave this piece of advice on Chuck Sambuchino’s blog over at Writer’s Digest:
You may have to compromise to gain commercial success. As an artist working in a commercially driven industry, you could face an uncomfortable choice. Your agent and publisher will usually look at your labour of love with an eye on what is right for the market, not what is right for your vision. Publishing is an industry, and industries want to make money (although kudos and credibility in the form of prizes or critical acclaim from the intelligentsia form a lesser part of the equation). It is up to you whether you refuse to compromise your vision, and thus run the risk of your career facing a potentially fatal setback, or accede to their requests. Just make sure you can live with the consequences of your decision.
Given word count restraints, I didn’t have space to go as deeply into this as I would have liked, but a conversation with a friend the other day reminded me I had more to say. My friend, a budding writer, sent her manuscript off to an agent about two months ago. The agent got back to her expressing an interest in working with her. A big ‘Yay!’ is in order, right? Well, yes and no.

 

My writer friend, let’s call her Sam to avoid the need for me to write ‘my friend’ repeatedly (and thus sound like I’m waving my one pal around to show I’m not horrendously unpopular), was actually dispirited by the response from the agent.
Apart from the positive news, the agent also gave a long list of things that ‘needed’ changed in the manuscript. Again, I told my friend this was a good sign: no agent is going to waste time doing this unless they feel the writer has potential. Sam acknowledged this, but said she found herself facing exactly the dilemma I wrote about. The agent essentially wanted her to change her book so it would become more of a conventional crime thriller, and Sam wasn’t sure if she was comfortable with her original intentions being subverted in such a way. So, Sam wanted to know if she should make the changes to get her foot in the door, or stand her ground and run the risk of losing this agent.
Here is what I told her:
If you write in order to be published, then it makes absolute sense to implement whatever changes are requested. However, if your writing is your art and you feel very strongly about your vision, don’t make any changes that compromise what you want, but be aware this second approach can mortally wound  your chances of ‘making it’. 
Of course, there are many shades of grey in between these two stances. A writer may elect to compromise initially with the intention of establishing themselves and then changing direction later. This is possible, but there is also a good chance that this writer will find it far harder to change direction than they thought once their writer ‘brand’ has been created.
Also, when an agent or publisher asks for changes, there is often wiggle room and a middle ground where all parties are happy can be found. So search for that ground. However, for a lot of writers, there is usually a line that shouldn’t be crossed and the problems come when you are asked to cross that line.
New writers often lack confidence, and so when somebody from the inside opens that door a crack and gives you a tantalizing peek inside, the initial impulse can be to bend over backwards to get that agent. An agent may well suggest revisions that they honestly think will make for a better book. It is also possible that if an agent suggests changes, it is because they want to increase the commercial viability of that work so they can sell it to a publisher. Bear in mind that an agent is often second guessing what a publisher wants, and that a publisher is second guessing what the public wants. 
In either scenario, an agent can just be plain wrong.
So, this is a key point to remember. Look at every suggested change with one simple question in mind: Does this make my book better? If not, you may be getting led down a path to a novel that, while fitting genre conventions a little better, is going to be average.
The problem with making all of the suggested changes, even those you don’t’ agree with, is that it will immediately put you in a situation where you are uncomfortable with your agent. The relationship is immediately defined by you doing something you didn’t want to, thus creating the possibility of long-term resentment and also setting a precedent where the agent gets the final call on the book.
All new authors feel powerless, but they are not. You have to remember that, ultimately, an agent is going to be working for you. Their income derives from your work. Without authors, agents wouldn’t make a penny, and the same goes for publishers.  If you are good enough to attract the attention of the first agent you approach, then there is every chance you can attract the attention of others. So, you don’t have to sign up with the first one that bats their eyelashes at you and you don’t have to drastically rework your manuscript if it feels wrong. 
Ultimately, you can be commercially successful but an artistic failure, or vice versa. You can be successful both commercially or artistically (but hopefully not a failure in both). Choose whether book sales or integrity of vision is most important to you, and create your own definition of success based on that criterion. Keep that in mind when deciding whether to sign up with an agent and whether to rewrite your work according to their wishes. The right agent (for you) can help take your work to another level and be a relentless advocate for your career. The wrong agent (again, for you) can make you lose focus and hamper your career. It is your future, so choose wisely.

Filed Under: advice, agents, publishing, writing

Blowing your own trumpet

June 24, 2008 by Michael Logan

I am not normally one for blowing my own trumpet, but on this occasion – toot toot! (I am not sure I can accurately spell the noise a trumpet makes when I play it – something like thhhhhhhhhhsssseeeeeffffffffffffftthhhhhhhhttt-PARP!)

Anyway, I recently managed to win the Fish Publishing 2008 One-Page Fiction contest, with We Will Go On Ahead And Wait For You. I won’t tell you what it is about, because it will spoil it. You will just have to buy Fish’s 2008 anthology, which you will be able to get from their website and amazon from July-ish. Autographs can be added for the price of a tuna sandwich and a cup of tea when I next come to visit.

Unfortunately I can’t go to the awards ceremony at the start of July, since I have recently moved to Nairobi and West Cork is a bit of a trek. It is a shame, as I was hoping to meet Vanessa Gebbie – she who judged the competition and has since kindly accepted me into her crit group – in person.

Oh, and I know this is my first post in about a year. I will update this more regularly now I am in Kenya, as there are many things that don’t fit neatly enough into the press agency boxes to put out on the wire.

Filed Under: fiction, fish, gebbie, kenya, nairobi, one, one-page, page, publishing, short, vanessa

Blowing your own trumpet

June 24, 2008 by Michael Logan

I am not normally one for blowing my own trumpet, but on this occasion – toot toot! (I am not sure I can accurately spell the noise a trumpet makes when I play it – something like thhhhhhhhhhsssseeeeeffffffffffffftthhhhhhhhttt-PARP!)

Anyway, I recently managed to win the Fish Publishing 2008 One-Page Fiction contest, with We Will Go On Ahead And Wait For You. I won’t tell you what it is about, because it will spoil it. You will just have to buy Fish’s 2008 anthology, which you will be able to get from their website and amazon from July-ish. Autographs can be added for the price of a tuna sandwich and a cup of tea when I next come to visit.

Unfortunately I can’t go to the awards ceremony at the start of July, since I have recently moved to Nairobi and West Cork is a bit of a trek. It is a shame, as I was hoping to meet Vanessa Gebbie – she who judged the competition and has since kindly accepted me into her crit group – in person.

Oh, and I know this is my first post in about a year. I will update this more regularly now I am in Kenya, as there are many things that don’t fit neatly enough into the press agency boxes to put out on the wire.

Filed Under: fiction, fish, gebbie, kenya, nairobi, one, one-page, page, publishing, short, vanessa

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