Believe it or not, I went to church on Sunday (not by personal choice and not as a means of worship), and I wasn’t repelled at the front door by a large flash of lightning. I’m rather disappointed, as this means I’m not being evil enough. I’ll need to start hatching plans to up my evil quotient. Maybe I should get an upside-down cross tattooed on my forehead. Mind you, the only problem with that is if I stand on my head it won’t be satanic any more. I wonder if this is a probable for satanic gymnasts, or for Christian gymnasts for that matter? Tumbles could be very confusing: evil, good, evil, good, evil, good.